Fatal Error Translator

Translate from Normal Language into Fatal Error

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The Fatal Error Translator is a unique tool that aims to recreate the experience of a critical system failure. It doesn't directly translate words but rather emphasizes the procedural, technical, and alarming aspects of an error message. The key is not literal translation, but evocative representation. Imagine receiving the log files from a program that encountered failure; this translator tries to bring that experience to the user with language. The output is meant to be a humorous and illustrative representation of technological grief. Using keywords associated with common system errors such as memory leaks, file system corruption, and invalid data makes this translator easily relatable yet entertainingly alarming.

Example Translations

Normal Language
"The file could not be opened."
Fatal Error
"ACCESS DENIED. FILE CORRUPTED; RECOVERY IMPOSSIBLE."
Normal Language
"The calculation is incorrect."
Fatal Error
"ERROR 001. SYNTAX UNKNOWN. INTERNAL PROGRAM LOGIC TERMINATED."
Normal Language
"I'm stuck in an infinite loop."
Fatal Error
"CIRCULAR REFERENCE DETECTED. RECURSIVE LOOPING OBSERVED. SYSTEM INSTABILITY!"
Normal Language
"The user input is invalid."
Fatal Error
"ARGUMENT ERROR. INVALID SYNTAX. EXPECTED FORMAT NOT MET. PROGRAM ABORTED."
Normal Language
"My code worked before."
Fatal Error
"PREVIOUS VERSION FUNCTIONAL. UNACCOUNTED CHANGE IN PARAMETERS INDUCED ERROR STATE."
Normal Language
"That took too long."
Fatal Error
"APPLICATION HANG. CRITICAL PROCESS TIMEOUT EXCEEDED. EXECUTION FAILURE."

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