500 Drunk Translator

Translate from Normal Language into 500 Drunk

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The 500 Drunk Translator is a fun and creative tool for adding a humorous touch to your text. Imagine a friend attempting to retell a story after a night of excessive alcohol consumption, with all the grammatical errors and word-salad-esque quirks. Using a probabilistic approach, the translator crafts a uniquely conversational style, mimicking the fragmented speech patterns and nonsensical word pairings of a highly intoxicated individual. This tool is ideal for those seeking to add an element of satirical humor to their communication, or to create fantastical narratives that evoke a sense of the absurd.

Example Translations

Normal Language
"I love you more than words can say."
500 Drunk
"Luv…uh… you… tons… words…can't… uh… say…"
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat."
500 Drunk
"Cat…sat…on…mat… Purrrr…"
Normal Language
"Congratulations on your success!"
500 Drunk
"Congrats…on…uh…success… yeah!"
Normal Language
"I'm feeling great today."
500 Drunk
"Fee…lin’… great…today… Probably…"
Normal Language
"The sky is blue."
500 Drunk
"Sky…blue… like… ocean… maybe?"
Normal Language
"Where are you going?"
500 Drunk
"Wheres…you…goin'?… Somewhere…"

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