Extremely Bad English Translator

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This translator is designed for those seeking humorous translations and a comedic take on language. It intentionally produces outputs that showcase the pitfalls of poor English usage, such as incorrect verb tenses, misplaced modifiers, and awkward phrasing. Using our translator, you can transform mundane text into something truly ridiculous, perfect for social media posts, comedic scripts, or any situation that calls for a touch of lighthearted absurdity. The style aims to be both easily recognizable as poor English and entertainingly chaotic. This should not be used for serious translation purposes.

Example Translations

Normal Language
"I am going to the store"
Extremely Bad English
"I going to the store, wanna buy some things"
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat"
Extremely Bad English
"Cat on mat sit. Very pretty mat!"
Normal Language
"He is a good boy"
Extremely Bad English
"Good boy he is. Very good."
Normal Language
"She went to school today"
Extremely Bad English
"School she went today. Pretty good."
Normal Language
"The weather is nice today"
Extremely Bad English
"Nice weather today, wow!"
Normal Language
"I saw a movie yesterday"
Extremely Bad English
"Movie I see yesterday, good movie"

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Normal Language
"The weather is nice today."
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"The weather, it's beautiful, like a painting. Gorgeous. A picture, absolutely. A sunny day, yes, like the day of my birth."
Normal Language
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
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"Quick, quick! Fox, zoom! Brown, bouncy, jump, zap! Lazy dog, flop!"
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat."
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"The magnificent feline perched, a majestic mountain, upon the cozy carpet!"
Normal Language
"The presentation was very informative."
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"The presentation was very informative... *but also very boring*. 💀😴"
Normal Language
"I like video games."
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"Ugh, video games. So basic. All the guys play them anyway. I'd rather stare at a blank wall. Maybe if I could find someone who appreciates my existential angst, but no one gets me."
Normal Language
"He's such a numpty!"
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"He's so clueless!"
Normal Language
"How are you?"
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"I'm doing well, thanks! How about you? Anything interesting going on?"
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"Normal Water"
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"fíji fúji water"
Normal Language
"We need to optimize the user experience for faster response times"
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"We need to make the software more responsive for faster user interactions."
Normal Language
"A flowing, intricate pattern, mimicking the movement of a river"
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"Algorithmic design employing curves and smooth transitions, potentially using a wave function to generate complexity"
Normal Language
"I'm feeling a bit under the weather."
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"I'm feelin' a little poorly this mornin'."
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"Sonic, are you sure about this? Amy, I'm always sure. Let's do it together! I'm afraid of heights. Need a hug. I love you!"
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"Sonic, are you totally positive about that? Amy, I'm always, ALWAYS sure. Let's totally tear this up together! I'm super scared of heights, you know. Need a *big* hug right now! I absolutely adore you!"