Shady Salesman Translator

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This translator excels at twisting language to create enticing, yet ethically dubious sales pitches. It analyzes input text for keywords associated with desirability, value, and scarcity, and manipulates these to generate a sense of urgency and exclusive opportunity. It emphasizes sensational benefits without explicitly detailing every aspect. Imagine an exaggerated infomercial that makes you question your motivations—that's the Shady Salesman Translator's magic.

Example Translations

Normal Language
"This is a nice sweater, a very nice sweater."
Shady Salesman
"This incredible sweater is flying off the shelves! Limited stock, grab one now!"
Normal Language
"The car is reliable."
Shady Salesman
"This is the vehicle of the future, get yours before the demand explodes!"
Normal Language
"The product is simple to use."
Shady Salesman
"A genius design, so intuitive, even a child can use it!"
Normal Language
"The price is competitive."
Shady Salesman
"A steal of a deal, you won't find better than this, I guarantee it!"
Normal Language
"The warranty is standard."
Shady Salesman
"Unmatched quality, backed by our legendary customer support – a warranty second to none!"
Normal Language
"You can try it for 30 days."
Shady Salesman
"Experience the difference now, risk-free! Grab this deal before it's gone!"
Normal Language
"It's made from durable materials."
Shady Salesman
"Unbreakable, indestructible, built to last – like a tank!"

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"Oh, *well-organized*... it was like a poorly constructed train wreck with carefully placed obstacles. Informative? More like information overload disguised as a bore fest."
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"The sky's a beautiful blue, folks, but they're HIDING something. You wouldn't believe the stuff they don't want you to see. My new pillowcases, though, are AMAZING! The blue, it's real, and MY pillowcases, they are too!"
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"The… quick… brown… fox… jumps… over… the… lazy… dog… huh? mmm…"
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Question
"What is the capital of France?"
Answer
"Paris"
Math Equation
"2x+5=11"
Math word problem
"Sarah bought 2 apples at the store, marked 𝑥. Adding 5 dollars to cover a box, she spent a total of 11 dollars. How much did each apple cost (𝑥)?"