Stupid English Translator

Translate from Normal Language into Stupid English

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The Stupid English Translator aims to mimic the unintentional absurdity in language. This is achieved through simplification of complex grammatical structures and a penchant for repetitive phrases and silly vocabulary. It's essentially a translator that embraces the 'dumb' approach, delivering a humorous and often nonsensical equivalent to the input text. Think of it as taking formal communication and stripping it down to its most basic, often hilarious components. This translator aims to provide an amusing reflection of the input rather than a literal translation. Although not technically accurate to any standard language model, it is precisely crafted to bring a smile to the user's face and embrace the comedic value of gibberish in the form of language.

Example Translations

Normal Language
"I need a hamburger."
Stupid English
"Hamburger, need."
Normal Language
"Please pass the salt."
Stupid English
"Salt, please pass."
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat."
Stupid English
"Cat, mat, sit."
Normal Language
"The dog chased the ball."
Stupid English
"Ball, dog, chase."
Normal Language
"Very good, excellent."
Stupid English
"Very. Good. Excellent."
Normal Language
"Today is a beautiful day."
Stupid English
"Beautiful day. Today."

Similar Translators

Normal Language
"The weather is terrible today"
Dave Foley, Louis C.K., Russel Peters, Bill Burr
"Man, this weather…it's like a grumpy gremlin threw a bucket of lukewarm water on the entire city."
Normal Language
"The weather is lovely today"
Rhett Mclaughlin
"The weather's like, totally awesome, right? Like, sunshine and stuff. Totally worth getting out of bed for."
Normal Language
"Go to the store"
Mike in growth pains
"Ugh, the store. Another obstacle in my path to self-destruction. Fine. But maybe I'll get a lollipop."
Normal Language
"I'm going to the store to buy groceries."
Family Guy Cutaway
"I'm going to the store to buy groceries... and maybe a talking dog. (cut to Cleveland eating a large bag of chips)."
Normal Language
"I am going to the store."
Prank
"I am embarking on a quest to the market of magnificent wares!"
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat."
Gumball
"The cat, *wah*, sat on the *very* mat! *Bwah!*"
Normal Language
"I am very happy to see you. You look wonderful today."
Doge
"OMG I'm sooo happy 2 c u! U look le epic today! :3"
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat."
Johnny Test
"The feline, a fluffy, magnificent beast, *splat!* landed upon the comfy cushion! Pow!"
Normal Language
"The sun shines brightly today."
Kid With A Lisp
"The s-sun sh-shines b-br-rightly t-t-oday."
Normal Language
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
Bad
"Fox quick brown jump lazy dog over the, the a."
Normal Language
"The weather is awful today."
Bislish
"The weather is a total bummer today."
Normal Language
"I am so confused right now."
Meme
"Brain melting. Send help, but also send memes."