This translator converts modern Italian or other languages into the rich and nuanced dialect of Old Neapolitan, capturing its historical charm and colloquial expressions. It utilizes a vast database of historical texts and vernacular usage to provide an authentic translation.
"The Roman Emperor Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon River."
Badly Translated History
"The Roman Emperor Julius Ceasar, a very powerful man indeed, walked across the water, called the Rubicon. Apparently, it was quite a big deal river! Lotsa people saw him do it, and they made big notes about it in their journals. Very historical."
This translator takes normal historical text and transforms it into a humorous, unintentionally inaccurate, and often nonsensical translation, mimicking a poorly-executed, but enthusiastic, historical translation.
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