"CRITICAL ERROR: Unhandled exception encountered. Application terminated unexpectedly. Possible causes include CORRUPTED FILE SYSTEM, INVALID DATA FORMAT, or MEMORY LEAK. Refer to the log file for precise cause. Attempting to resume application may result in data loss. SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT."
This translator rewrites ordinary text in a manner that mimics a computer program encountering a catastrophic error. It emphasizes error codes, technical jargon, and unexpected behavior, transforming everyday language into a stream of cryptic troubleshooting messages.
