"Well, gee whiz! The... *cat*... *sat*... *on*... *the*... *mat*! Oh boy! Wibble-wobble! A most peculiar feline! Goodness gracious! *Purrrr*! *Meow!* Such a comfy mat!"
Transforms plain text into a hilarious, exaggerated, and often nonsensical rendition mimicking the speech patterns and character of the cartoon character Daffy Duck.
