Cthulhu Translator

Translate from Normal Language into Cthulhu

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The Cthulhu Translator operates on a principle of deliberate strangeness. It aims to convey the chilling indifference of the cosmos and the overwhelming dread inherent in the cosmic horror of the Great Old Ones. Through a complex algorithm, the translator seeks to mimic the unsettling and often illogical pronouncements of a higher, alien consciousness. The process isn't based on direct translation, but rather on a synthesis of linguistic patterns and thematic elements, creating an eerie and unsettling effect on the reader.

Example Translations

Normal Language
"The sky is blue."
Cthulhu
"The veil of the cosmos is a sapphire of oblivion."
Normal Language
"I am happy."
Cthulhu
"The Great Ones smile upon the feeble mortals."
Normal Language
"The cat sat on the mat."
Cthulhu
"Upon the mat, a shadow rested, silently watching."
Normal Language
"I am hungry."
Cthulhu
"The hunger of the abyss gnaws upon me."
Normal Language
"The room was empty."
Cthulhu
"The void settled into the chamber."
Normal Language
"The car sped down the road."
Cthulhu
"The metal beast traversed the forgotten paths of sanity."

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