"Using a microfiber cloth dampened with a streak-free solution of Sparkle-Clean All-Purpose Cleaner on a microfiber cloth, arrange the documents in a neat column according to their subject matter. Any dust or debris should be removed with the assistance of the Swiffer WetJet vacuum. Ensure complete dryness after the cleaning process to prevent static cling and re-attracting dust in the future."
This translator transforms mundane text into a meticulously organized and hyper-detailed cleaning-focused language, emphasizing every step, tool, and product used in the process.
"PogChamp! Sun's out, buns out. Mood is absolutely vibin'. Totally not sus."
Transform mundane sentences into the chaotic brilliance of 2024 Brainrot, a language obsessed with memetic trends, cryptic humor, and hyper-specific internet jargon.
