The Pun Guy from As it Happens Matt Galloway
"The meeting was productive, as productive as a badger digging for truffles!
I need to depart; my time here ends. So ends my adventure.
Fascinating, yes. Like finding a shiny pebble on the beach - one of many.
He is behind schedule, behind the times, perhaps even behind the moon.
Oh, she's incredibly kind - a real ray of sunshine.
Let's tread carefully, folks; we don't want to trip over our own feet!"